I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
I would throw them at people in a movie theater
My favorite part of this is the use of legos.
So I had a weird night last night
I DIED WHEN SHE STARTED PETTING THE DOG
Japan does pranks right
what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur
Whaat the fuckk I would literally poop myself. Somebody show XKCD
when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it.
I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments.
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
Fire bad! What science do!?!
In all fairness Edison was definitely The Wicked Witch
Hey baby, you must be a diamond, because your cleavage is perfect.
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.
This is probably the best gif ever
oh my god
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them