|—||Nima Arkani-Hamed (at a screening of Particle Fever)|
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive
CNN doing what CNN does.
hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.
Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds.
how the bi-bros get fit quick